Book Review: Do You Want to Start a Scandal by Tessa Dare
When I first read the title of Tessa
Dare's latest novel, Do You Want to Start a Scandal
, my mind immediately sang the Beatles song,Do you Want to Know a Secret
. Then I started to hear review rumblings of a song from Frozen
and I thought, what are they talking about? I had to look up the songs from Frozen
and found Do You Want to Build a Snowman
? Well - that's a fine howdy-do. Which is it, Secret or Snowman? I don't know, but I wish whoever is thinking of these oh-so-clever book titles would stop because now I have two songs going through my head.
Now on to the book with the silly title, Do You Want to Start a Scandal
by Tessa Dare. This book started off great and I thought that at last there was light at the end of the tunnel - and there was - sort of. This is a hard book to review. Not only is there a delightful heroine, but it also has one of the funniest scenes I've read in a long time. The problem is that the book doesn't maintain its momentum alllll
the way through.
I adored the heroine, Charlotte Highwood.
Some people may not because she is a tad bit outrageous. She does things that are not at all historically correct, so if you have an issue with trying to keep your characters in their time period, this book may not be for you. In this case, I enjoyed the fun and I smiled a lot through the beginning of the book.
Charlotte has a problem - her mother
. Her mother wants to see her final daughter married and she is pushing her at any male who crosses her path - and, I do mean pushing
. Her mother actually pushed her in front of a horse, with a bachelor on its back, just to get his attention - the bachelor, not the horse. What this incident actually did was make Charlotte the talk about town, and not in a good way. Men began taking the long way around, just to stay out of her path.
Even though she is highly embarrassed, Charlotte doesn't really care toooo
much (except for the occasional sneer aimed her way). You see, she has a plan. She and her best friend in the world, Delia, are going to be spinsters forever and ever. Not only that, but they are going to see the world. One of the more poignant issues in this story is Delia and Charlotte's friendship. Ms. Dare does a fine job of writing about what happens to a close friendship when a third party starts to interfere. This was another part of the book which I found special. Brain talk
. Charlotte's physical persona lived in the time period she was supposed to be; she was quiet when faced with the people around her. But she had one sarcastic little brain. Reading her inner comments was quite a lot of fun. I found this part of Charlotte's characterization amusing - not everyone may. Laugh out loud warning.
I was unable to sleep. It was 2:00am. I retrieved my Nook, crept back into bed, and tried to open it up. Of course I have the music setting turned up really loud, so I threw my pillow over my Nook when the light and noise erupted. Husband still asleep. I started to read. And, then there came a scene involving a mother, a daughter, the you-know-what-talk, and a basket of vegetables. It was a laugh-out-loud-hand-over-mouth moment. This scene made up for alll
of the hero's flaws. Piers Brandon
is in a study, rifling through a desk (which doesn't belong to him), when he first encounters Charlotte. It doesn't initially dawn on Charlotte that he's snooping -- she's on a mission. She came to warn him to stay away from her because her mother has set her sights on him as a future son-in-law. This scene had all the makings of a screwball comedy - I'll make this short
. Charlotte tells her story, Piers listens, they hear a noise, they hide, two mysterious someones enter the room, those someones precede to use the desk for some hot whankee-roo, Piers and Charlotte listen, Charlotte giggles, the mysterious couple leave, Piers and Charlotte think everything is clear, they tip-toe out, a monster 9-year old boy screams Murder,
they are caught in a compromising position. There is more to that scene, all of which was very funny.
I had a lot of fun with all of the wild shenanigans which went on in this book. I loved how Charlotte made lists and dragged Piers into trouble again and again. However, the story lost some of its glow because of Piers. If Piers had just been charming and ironic throughout the whole book, I would have been really excited about this tale. But he had a dark side. No, not a dark side!
On top of that he's a spy. No, not a spy!
He was at the same house party as Charlotte because he was trying to find a spy or there was something slightly shady about his host (Delia's father). So, he's sneaking around. But that's not the part of the book that threw me out of my enjoyment. For some reason, he's not worthy of Charlotte. Oh no, not worthy!
He has to prove to her that he's a really rotten. How does he do that, you may ask. Well, he sets fire to the house. Just a small wee fire - enough to smoke up rooms and send people fleeing into the night screaming. Well, I guess if you want to prove you're the wrong kind of person, you burn things down. Yep, that would do it for me. Of course, he explains it all and she forgives him. But when I read this, I stopped and wrote - "what the crap was that all about?"
That is a direct quote from my Nook notes. After all of the fun, charm, wit, and laughter, there was a scene thrown in which made no sense to me. Must all of our heroes be dark and in need of saving? And, in such an outrageous, overboard, silly way? If only that scene hadn't been in this book.
For the most part I enjoyed this book. I enjoyed Charlotte's zany character and I loved Piers trailing along with her because he couldn't help himself. I enjoyed the lightness, fun, and humor which abounded throughout the story. If only the "what was that"
scene had not been included in the story, I would have given this book a glowing recommendation. I still recommend Do You Want to Start a Scandal
, but just be prepared for a bounce-out-of-the-book scene involving Piers.
Kay is an avid reader of historical romance books, maybe with a little trip into paranormal land and an occasional journey into mystery world.